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May 31

The Real Dirty Mets Joke of the Day

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Bastardo to fill Myers’ spot, make debut

Insert Punch Line Here:

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19 comments

  1. mrose

    so…basically Myers is still there…

    I actually had to look to see that the guys name was really Bastardo, lol

    1. rustyjr

      Is that Brett meyers wife’s pet name for him ? :-p

  2. GravediggerHebner

    Wow, “fill Myers’ spot” just opens up avenues that a family audience should not be subjected to so I’ll keep those punchlines to myself.

    Then there’s “make dabutt” (is that how you pronounce d-e-b-u-t?). I’m just going to steer clear.

  3. prismo

    Bastardo..how apropos.

    1. rustyjr

      Ok waiting for heywood jablowme to be reacalled LOL

      1. GravediggerHebner

        “I’m looking for Amanda Hugenkiss. Can someone help me find Amanda Hugenkiss?”

        1. Kingman 26

          “Hugh Jass?”

          “I’m Hugh Jass!”

          1. rustyjr

            Is there a Al Kaholic on the phils?

          2. GravediggerHebner

            There are about 40,000 in the stands!

          3. rustyjr

            I threw I a lolipop on that one -thanks for going yard on it heb – btw RICO btpgna says hello :-I

          4. rustyjr

            Brogna

      2. prismo

        I doubt it, I heard he sucks.

        /fifthgrade

  4. GravediggerHebner

    For reasons I don’t understand, when I click on “comment” in Prismo’s weather thread I can read the 1 comment that is there but no “comment box” appears for me and I am unable to leave one.

    So let me say: nice forecast. I remember if there were 14-18 mph winds at Shea that I would wear an extra layer, but I went mostly at night. I wonder how it is at Citi?

    1. rustyjr

      With the concourse u will probably freeze yer ass off

    2. prismo

      You can comment now…somehow when I updated it, it locked the comments, but they’re unlocked now.

      1. rustyjr

        That’s a demerit prismo LOL

  5. trs86

    Come on I expected better PUNCHlines.

  6. rustyjr

    Damn it real I’m a columnist not a comedian !!!

    1. dirtysanchez

      lmaooo classic

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