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Jul 08

Breaking News: Lenny Dykstra Bankrupt

Bankrupt Lenny Dykstra Owes TMZ an Apology

From TMZ:

“Former New York Met Lenny Dykstra is officially broke — he just filed for bankruptcy — so he owes the TMZ staffer he called a “f***ing drama queen” last month an apology.

Dykstra, who just filed for Chapter 11 in California, went ballistic when we called to ask if his $400,000 Rolls-Royce Phantom had been repossessed. We had a photo of the car being towed — so it’s not like the question came out of left field.”

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13 comments

  1. sabermetrician

    Did you say Wanny or Lenny?

    1. wannybackstra

      My wife is trying to get us there, but we’re not there yet!

  2. sabermetrician

    I have a bad feeling the Philths are going to get Halladay. We would be set back for years. Hamels and Halladay at the top of a rotation would be near impossible to top, not to mention their offense is head and shoulders above ours even when we’re healthy.

    1. mrbill

      Wow Saber you are inspired today. You are right re phillies offense and of course Halladay in the division is not good news for the metsis.

      Phillies get Halladay and we have Perez….oh, noooooooooooooooooooo

      1. trs86

        Of course anyone you could find to wallow in sorrow with you inspires you.

        1. mrbill

          Realism is always inspiring.

  3. GravediggerHebner

    It’s better to burn out than to fade away?

    1. fongy2

      Cheaters never win.
      Except the New York Yankees.

  4. CaseStreet

    Filing for Bankruptcy is the American way!

    1. trs86

      Expect another stimulus package to buy Lenny some chew. Win win for the government. Help out Lenny and get incredible amount of tax money from the tobacco.

      1. fongy2

        How can I get in on some of that free money?

        1. trs86

          Vote for change of course.

        2. CaseStreet

          hire a lobbyist

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