Hello my friends welcome to ” The Mets are dead – wear black edition of ” This Day In Mets Infamy With Rusty” so pay your last respects over the casket because im my opinon this team is stone cold dead.
Birthday greetings go out to former Mets third baeman and manager – who happens to be managing the first place Los Angeles Dodgers Joe ” SAINT” Torre (1940) – Makes you wish he was still managing us huh ?!
next up is our current third basecoach Razor “dull as a used Gillette Fusion” Shines (1956) – he is so bad as a third base coach that he makes Mike Cubbage and Luis Aquayo look like Sam Perlazzo !!!
New York Mets signed free agent Danny Frisella on July 18, 1966. – Danny would pass away in 1975 in a freak dune buggy accident.
And lastly Mo Vaughn has been banned from both the wake and the funeral because Mets officials are afraid he will throw himself on the coffin.
And in my own eulogy I shall paraphrase a quote from a greatand peaceful man
” What can you say about this dead Mets team? OY, OY, OY” – Mork from Ork