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Insert your caption in the comment section below. Keep it cleanish boys.
10/22/2009-9:14am at 9:14 am (UTC -4)
“Come on down to the Steve Phillips roast and meet a storm trooper, Darth Vader and an Oompa Loompa!”
10/22/2009-9:26am at 9:26 am (UTC -4)
I hope she wasn’t too “force”ful in bed.
I wonder how she reacted when Phillips pulled out his lightsaber.
When Phillips’ wife demanded an explanation from her cheating husband, Steve was quoted as saying “What can I say? Some like it Hoth!”
Steve jumped head-first into her Sarlacc pit.
K, I’m done.
10/22/2009-10:08am at 10:08 am (UTC -4)
Steve is obviously a sick man.
10/22/2009-10:45am at 10:45 am (UTC -4)
yeah, and the wooky isn’t far behind him
10/22/2009-10:43am at 10:43 am (UTC -4)
“Is that your lightsaber darth phillips, or are you jst glad to see Mo Vaughn?”
10/22/2009-10:49am at 10:49 am (UTC -4)
10/22/2009-11:01am at 11:01 am (UTC -4)
You know, not to sound ghey, but Steve Phillips ain’t an ugly dude.
Couldnt he have had an affair, completely shattered his personal life, and stained his broadcasting career forever with a better looking girl? C’Mon, Steve!
10/22/2009-11:06am at 11:06 am (UTC -4)
I’m sure Hollywood Hamels would’ve been interested
10/22/2009-11:08am at 11:08 am (UTC -4)
I am disappointed in his choice… good looking guy or not…he may be a moron,but hes on tv and makes good money…
10/22/2009-11:29am at 11:29 am (UTC -4)
Not only that, more importantly he has 4 teenage sons. What example is he setting for them?
You’d figure after the first time, he would’ve learned his lesson or just left.
Instead, he acts like an idiot.
Still, though he hasn’t been the first or most important man to cheat, and he def won’t be the last.
10/22/2009-11:32am at 11:32 am (UTC -4)
But what is it when people cheat with someone so dog gone ugly?
10/22/2009-12:14pm at 12:14 pm (UTC -4)
I think Wanny hit the nail on the head…..P
‘Steve is obviously a sick man’. Dude has some big time issues.
What I can’t figure out is, what took his wife so long to come to her senses? His stuff would have been out on the front lawn back in 1998 when he got caught the first time ‘publicly’ and he embarrassed her and his family like that.
10/22/2009-12:19pm at 12:19 pm (UTC -4)
4 sons may have that effect on people
10/22/2009-12:17pm at 12:17 pm (UTC -4)
Must be Phillips’ idea of a “flawles player”.
10/22/2009-12:23pm at 12:23 pm (UTC -4)
Perhaps it’s the imminent prospect of a Phils-Yanks World Series that has sucked all the joy out of me, but I am having much more trouble than I should in coming up with caption possibilities for this photo. This really should be right up my alley. Oh well.
All I’ve got is this:
Steve Phillips, left; ESPN production assistant, center; Harold Reynolds, right.
10/22/2009-12:33pm at 12:33 pm (UTC -4)
hey, what’s wrong w/ Harold Reynolds?
10/22/2009-12:37pm at 12:37 pm (UTC -4)
Well, I was going for the “white stormtrooper/black stormtrooper” thing as well as the “ESPN employee having an affair with a coworker thing.”
10/22/2009-12:41pm at 12:41 pm (UTC -4)
Actually that’s not fair to Harold. Let me amend that to say I was going for the “ESPN employee accused of inappropriate behavior with a coworker” thing.
10/22/2009-12:42pm at 12:42 pm (UTC -4)
Yeah I got it. Looks like there may be even a few more. Big scandal news to come.
10/22/2009-3:27pm at 3:27 pm (UTC -4)
OK the ideas are flowing now, maybe I just needed some lunch.
“Where do the batteries go in this thing?”
“Once you go darkside, you never go back.”
“Yoda lay me too?”
“Why do you think they call me ‘Padme?’”
“These guys better start Tatooine me soon.”
and some actual lines from the movie:
“This little one’s not worth the effort.”
“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”
“I use them for smuggling. I never thought I’d be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous.”
“It came from…behind.”
“Where are you taking this…thing?”
“That’s no moon, it’s a space station.”
“Don’t everyone thank me at once.”
“No reward is worth this.”
“I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home.”
“One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.”
10/22/2009-4:29pm at 4:29 pm (UTC -4)
10/22/2009-6:20pm at 6:20 pm (UTC -4)
LOL – funniest thing I’ve read in days.
I especially like:
â€œWhere do the batteries go in this thing?â€
‘â€œThis little oneâ€™s not worth the effort.â€
10/22/2009-7:06pm at 7:06 pm (UTC -4)
My personal favorite is
â€œThatâ€™s no moon, itâ€™s a space station.â€
10/22/2009-7:53pm at 7:53 pm (UTC -4)
this isnt his first affair…he had one when with the mets as well.
10/22/2009-7:59pm at 7:59 pm (UTC -4)
Yeah, I think we noted that yesterday in Rusty’s classic Steve Phillips is a douche. LOL.
10/22/2009-10:54pm at 10:54 pm (UTC -4)
wow – this from the NY Times on post season broadcast announcers:
‘The best announcers and game productions should always be on display in the postseason.
GET THE BEST ANNOUNCERS: A simple rule ignored by TBS in hiring and sticking by Chip Caray for three seasons of mistakes, bad judgments and clichÃ©s when someone like SNYâ€™s Mets broadcaster Gary Cohen is available.’
‘CHOOSE LOCAL VOICES: TBSâ€™s postseason rights present a problem. Caray is its season-long Sunday afternoon announcer but he has had three different partners: Ron Darling, Buck Martinez and Dennis Eckersley. You canâ€™t build chemistry that way. Then, in its exclusive division series coverage, three other two-man teams are cobbled together, none of whom are partners during the season. TBS must find the best pairs of local announcers with camaraderie and high baseball I.Q.â€™s and build its postseason booths that way. Start with Cohen and Darling.’
Hey, you’re not telling us Met fans something we already didn’t know…..
10/23/2009-6:36am at 6:36 am (UTC -4)
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