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Dec 25

For Christmas The Mets Programmed My iPod

"Hey little buddy wanna shuffle some tunes?"

"Hey little buddy wanna shuffle some tunes?"

I woke up this morning and what did I see

but my dirty old iPod shoved under the tree.

Scratching my head, I yawned and then turned

to reach for some coffee and promptly was burned.

Screaming in pain I dropped the full pot

onto my left foot which now is just shot.

Sitting dejected I looked up to see

my loved ones were bringing my iPod to me.

I put on the headphones and pressed the play button

then started to choke on a stale bran muffin

while in my ear rang out a playlist of tunes

subliminally saying ‘the Mets are buffoons.’

So check out this list of songs that did play

in my ear as I wept on this cold Christmas day.

(The list below is from my iLike profile.  The songs with a “play button” give you a 30 second sample, and if one says “featured” you can hear the entire song.  Those with a “video icon” regrettably do nothing, and also unfortunately iLike doesn’t have “Meet The Mets” by Yo La Tengo.  That song and “Where’s That Hit?” by Hoodoo Gurus are must-owns for any Met fan.   Enjoy and Merry Christmas!)

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1 comment

  1. metsfan4decades

    Very clever – and that song selection? Sad, just sad….

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