I woke up this morning and what did I see
but my dirty old iPod shoved under the tree.
Scratching my head, I yawned and then turned
to reach for some coffee and promptly was burned.
Screaming in pain I dropped the full pot
onto my left foot which now is just shot.
Sitting dejected I looked up to see
my loved ones were bringing my iPod to me.
I put on the headphones and pressed the play button
then started to choke on a stale bran muffin
while in my ear rang out a playlist of tunes
subliminally saying ‘the Mets are buffoons.’
So check out this list of songs that did play
in my ear as I wept on this cold Christmas day.
(The list below is from my iLike profile.Â The songs with a “play button” give you a 30 second sample, and if one says “featured” you can hear the entire song.Â Those with a “video icon” regrettably do nothing, and also unfortunately iLike doesn’t have “Meet The Mets” by Yo La Tengo.Â That song and “Where’s That Hit?” by Hoodoo Gurus are must-owns for any Met fan. Â Enjoy and Merry Christmas!)