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Apr 01

Mets Sign Power Hitting 1st Baseman

newspaperIt is being reported Mets signed a power hitting 1st baseman that has defected from Cuba. Mets are denying any such signing but we have obtained this scan of today’s paper by El Verdadero reporting the signing.

In it you can see where it says “In what may swing the balance of power in the NL East the New York Mets are reported to have secretly signed one of Cuba’s prized power hitting 1st baseman Abril Tonto.

We still don’t know how long or for how much he has been signed for but who cares.

Stay with us as we follow this story. The next 24hrs should be revealing.

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9 comments

  1. smooth

    nice april fools joke, im spanish and Abril Tonto translates into April Fool!

    1. Mr North Jersey

      You are just too good.

      1. smooth

        you know for a second there you actually had believing this was real until i took a look at the picture lol

        1. Mr North Jersey

          I tried to not oversell it with the headline.

          1. smooth

            would have been more believable if headline read “Los Mets sign Abril Tonto” lol

  2. johan4cy

    Really funny

  3. njstuckintx

    You can’t go messing with our emotions like this with the black void that current is the 1B on our beloved Mets. It was funny though.

  4. gategem

    Actually the Mets have re-signed Alay Soler and will introduce him at a press conference tomorrow.

  5. metsfan4decades

    O.K., I fell for it until I read the comments.

    Nice work!

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