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Jun 07

Twitter Tweet: Jesus Is Coming


Mets confirm promotion of Jesus Felicianoless than a minute ago via web

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24 comments

  1. CaseStreet

    Jesus
    angel
    where’s chirch?

    1. stickguy

      not sure about chirch, but I think Church is sitting on his couch with the lights out and blinds drawn.

      what, was that tacky?

  2. rustyjr

    Look busy !

  3. rustyjr

    I found Jesus – he was hiding behind the sofa

  4. GravediggerHebner

    Like I said when you noted that Heyman had called the Mets draft pick:

    GravediggerHebner says:
    Monday, June 7 2010 at 8:08 pm (Edit)

    I believe that’s one of the signs of the apocalypse.

    1. DNDJohan aka kistics

      If the Mets can only trade for Lee and Oswalt… future Mets rotation

      Johan
      Pelf
      Lee
      Harvey
      Oswalt….

      1. stickguy

        I think that joke has already jumped the shark

        1. Kingman 26

          Hey, I started that joke a year ago or more!

          1. gategem

            I’m still trying to figure out why the Mets drafted a giant rabbit. lol

        2. njstuckintx

          I think the 3 person theory with Lee, Harvey and Oswalt have shot that shark. Turk Wendel was held for questioning.

  5. GravediggerHebner

    Phils losing 3-0 in the 9th, Chase Utley 0 for 3 on top of this:

    Split G GS PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS GDP HBP SH SF BAbip
    2010 Totals 53 52 236 196 37 52 11 1 10 25 2 1 34 31 .265 .386 .485 .870 2 5 0 1 .269
    Last 7 days 5 5 23 19 2 3 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 3 .158 .304 .211 .515 1 2 0 0 .188
    Last 14 days 12 12 52 46 3 6 1 0 0 2 1 0 4 7 .130 .231 .152 .383 1 2 0 0 .154
    Last 28 days 21 21 93 80 8 17 3 1 2 7 1 0 9 11 .213 .312 .350 .662 1 3 0 1 .221
    Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
    Generated 6/7/2010.
    1. wannybackstra

      maybe he’s about to baerga or alomar (yes, these names are being used as verbs).

    2. DNDJohan aka kistics

      As Nelson from the Simpsons would say…

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX3UqY8KZpU

      :D

    3. DNDJohan aka kistics

      Mets and Phillies 0.5 games apart now…

      1. ceetar

        the Phillies are on pace to win about 86 games. Or, as many ‘experts’ call it, “running away with the division.”

        During the Phillies series Keith speculated (he does do that a lot..) that Utley’s hip was hurting. Delgado still hasn’t been back after his hip surgery. A-Rod’s recovery is likely drug-addled, but I’ve seen hits of his hip bothering him lately too. hmm…

        1. stickguy

          a bad hip is not that easy to fix. not when you put such incredible strain on it swinging.

          so it really is quite possible.

          And, he is in his 30s. as someone noted above, quite common for 2Bs to fall off a cliff when they get up there in age.

          breaks my heart if it is true…

          1. DNDJohan aka kistics

            Utley is around my age. I still feel like 21…

          2. stickguy

            have hip capsule surgery, then try and play 2B and swing a baseball bat hard enough to hit HRs, and see how long that lasts!

        2. metsfan4decades

          I understand ARod was pulled in the late innings last night due to a groin pull, strain, something.
          Yankees and the Phils are getting old.

          Meanwhile, Mets infield Sat (1st, 2nd, 3rd, SS) had the old guy on 3rd at 27).

          1. stickguy

            they both do have quite a lot of age (BB relative) on the field, and for some key guys.

            sucks for them.

      2. stickguy

        i love it. But hopefully the padres got it out of their system and don’t beat the mets again too.

        1. ceetar

          Mets just don’t lose at home. Pelfrey and Santana. I’ll be there for free for Santana. we’re set.

          Yanks draft pick seemingly getting bad reviews.

          1. gategem

            So the Yankees will buy a super star or two down the line if need be. :)

    4. stickguy

      you can thank me. Utley was my fantasy team 1st round pick.

      and yes, I am firmly cemented in last place. Although I did win it last year.

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