Little math question for you… What does poor defense + no offense = ?
Harvey looked strong striking out 7 while giving up 3 walks and 2 ER. Should of only been one run if Tejada could of made a routine throw to first. Oy ve….
Aug 01
Little math question for you… What does poor defense + no offense = ?
Harvey looked strong striking out 7 while giving up 3 walks and 2 ER. Should of only been one run if Tejada could of made a routine throw to first. Oy ve….
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SaltyGary
8/1/2012-9:27am at 9:27 am (UTC -4)
This was a comment on AA in-game post. Pretty epic IMO:
TEH TRAID DEATHLINE HAS COME AND GONE AND MR. OLDERSAN DECIDED TO STAND ON PAT WHAT DID PAT EVER DO FOR MR. OLDERSAN TO TREAT HER LIKE THAT I MEAN MR.OLDERSAN AND HIS PENNY PINCHING ARE YOU KIDDING ME BRO WE COULD HAVE HAD SHAME VICTORINO FOR LUKE DOODY TEH WAY SOME OF THESE TRAIDS WENT DOWN AND I MEAN SHAME VICTORINO HAS A RING AND ALL PLUS HE IS PROBABLY A GOOD CLUBHOUSE GUY WHAT WITH HIM BEING FROM SAMOA AND ALL PROBABLY WHY ERIC SAMOAN SAID TODAY THAT HE WAS A GOOD PLAYAR AND ANOTHER THING HOW COME TEH YANKEES DID IT AGAIN THEY TRAIDED SCRUBS FOR GOOD PLAYARS WE DONT EVEN HAVE SCRUBS TO TRAID I AM SURPRISED MR. OLDERSAN DIDN’T FIRE TOM COLLINS LAST NIGHT AFTER THEY WON AFTER ALL THEY WERE IN THE WEST COAST AND IT WAS LATE AT NIGHT HE COULD HAVE NAMED WOLLY BACKGAMMON MANIGER AND THEN TEH GRISSION WOULD HAVE CARRIED US ALL TEH WAY TO TEH WORLD SERIOUS AND SPEAKING OF TEH WORLD WHAT ABOUT INDIA NOT HAVEING POWAR NO WONDER I COULD NOT REACH TEH HELP DEKS TODAY AND WHAT ABOUT THIS MICHEAL FOLDS WITH ALL TEH MEDALS WE DONT HAVE ANY OF THOSE BECUASE WE HAVE INCONTINENT OWNARS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NJstuckinTX
8/1/2012-9:33am at 9:33 am (UTC -4)
That was painful, yet pretty funny, none-the-less.
The following may sum up the collective us:
“Oh, uh, there won’t be any money (to sign Free Agents, or draft picks…), but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So we got that goin’ for us, which is nice.
SaltyGary
8/1/2012-9:43am at 9:43 am (UTC -4)
The guy was definitely trolling but you really got to dig deep to create something like that. LOL at “Tom Collins”
kingman 26
8/1/2012-9:46am at 9:46 am (UTC -4)
Wow.
I feel like I just lost 6-8 IQ points by reading that.
SaltyGary
8/1/2012-9:59am at 9:59 am (UTC -4)
It’s like drinking alcohol. It’s killin brain cells but it’s worth it.
Mr North Jersey
8/1/2012-12:56pm at 12:56 pm (UTC -4)
http://youtu.be/uJ1hKtYOx_c?t=20s
LoL
SaltyGary
8/1/2012-1:02pm at 1:02 pm (UTC -4)
HAHAHAHAHA I haven’t seen that scene in probably 20 years. Great job with that Jerz.
srt
8/1/2012-9:54am at 9:54 am (UTC -4)
These are a daily staple on AA game threads. Rants courtesy of fxgarden. He always does these.
There are a compilation of them in the FanShot section of AA.
They’re pretty funny.
srt
8/1/2012-10:00am at 10:00 am (UTC -4)
Sorry…that should have read FanPost, not FanShot.
And to add, fxgarden is a pretty intelligent poster, who posted the first one of these during a bad stretch of games last season – just for fun.
Now they’re expected nightly. I think there’s 8 volumes of these now.
SaltyGary
8/1/2012-10:15am at 10:15 am (UTC -4)
I just went through some of them, they are great. He even mentions one of our older poster TKFJ which I got a laugh at.
SaltyGary
8/1/2012-10:03am at 10:03 am (UTC -4)
Since when did AA become a “SB Nation” web site?
srt
8/1/2012-10:23am at 10:23 am (UTC -4)
I don’t know. I joined AA back in 2009 and it was a blog on the SB Nation site then.
SaltyGary
8/1/2012-10:32am at 10:32 am (UTC -4)
Must of never noticed it then, probably been poking around there once a month since that time.
srt
8/1/2012-9:56am at 9:56 am (UTC -4)
Regarding that game last night…
If Spin had got a better read on that ball in CF and if Turner wasn’t playing third base it’s very possibly that the double play ball Ruben botched would not have been needed.
Hard to get on Spin who has like 4 games experience in CF and Turner ’cause he’s just a bench player but man…..defense is killing this team this year. That’s 2 games in a row now.