5th place is better than Davy Jones' LockerA look at what's going on at a few Pittsburgh Pirates blogs as the Mets prepare to batten down their hatches and visit Pittsburgh for a 4 game series:At Bucs Dugout they go over which Pirates relief pitchers may soon walk the plank, and point out that OF Nyjer Morgan has the best UZR of any player in baseball.UZR, PDQAt Pittsburgh Lumber Co. they discuss Astros pitcher Mike Hampton's continued scuttling of the Pirates, which he demonstrated again on Sunday.(AP Photo/Gene J. Puskar)At Bucco Blog they take an in-depth look at the Pirates weekend series with the Astros.   Friday night and Sunday afternoon the Pirates only scored 1 run each game and lost.   Saturday they scored 7 and won as landlubber Eric Hinske had 3 hits.TRS86 covets landlubber HinskePirate lingo courtesy piratetreasure.org