The Yankees beat the Mets 9-1, besting them in every phase of the game.   Watching this horror did not inspire me to think of any creative theme, or conjure up in my mind any funny captions to put under odd pictures.   The Mets were just bad.   The Yankees were BAD. So in honor of the recently deceased Michael Jackson, below are the lyrics to the song "Bad" which the Yankees sung in the Mets faces all night tonight.Nice hatYour butt is mineGonna take you rightJust show your faceIn broad daylightIm telling youOn how I feelGonna hurt your mindDont shoot to killCome on,Come on,Lay it on me all right...Im giving youOn count of threeTo show your stuffOr let it be . . .Im telling youJust watch your mouthI know your gameWhat youre aboutWell they say the skys the limitAnd to me thats really trueBut my friend you have seen nothingJust wait til I get through . . .Because Im bad, Im bad-come on(bad bad-really, really bad)You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it(bad bad-really, really bad)You know Im bad, Im bad-come on, you know(bad bad-really, really bad)And the whole world has to answer right nowJust to tell you once again,Whos bad . . .The word is outYoure doin wrongGonna lock you upBefore too long,Your lyin eyesGonna take you rightSo listen upDont make a fight,Your talk is cheapYoure not a manYoure throwin stonesTo hide your handsBut they say the skys the limitAnd to me thats really trueAnd my friends you have seen nothinJust wait til I get through . . .Because Im bad, Im bad-come on(bad bad-really, really bad)You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it(bad bad-really, really bad)You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it, you know(bad bad-really, really bad)And the whole world has to answer right now(and the whole world has to answer right now)Just to tell you once again,(just to tell you once again)Whos bad . . .We can change the world tomorrowThis could be a better placeIf you dont like what Im sayinThen wont you slap my face . . .Because Im bad, Im bad-come on(bad bad-really, really bad)You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it(bad bad-really, really bad)You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it, you know(bad bad-really, really bad)Woo! woo! woo!(and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again . . .)You know Im bad, Im bad-come on(bad bad-really, really bad)You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it-you know it(bad bad-really, really bad)You know, you know, youKnow, come on(bad bad-really, really bad)And the whole world has toAnswer right now(and the whole world has toAnswer right now)Just to tell you(just to tell you once again)You know Im smooth, Im bad, you know it(bad bad-really, really bad)You know Im bad, Im bad baby(bad bad-really, really bad)You know, you know, youKnow it, come on(bad bad-really, really bad)And the whole world has toAnswer right now(and the whole world has toAnswer right now)Woo!(just to tell you once again)You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it(bad bad-really, really bad)You know Im bad-you know-hoo!(bad bad-really, really bad)You know Im bad-Im bad-you know it, you know(bad bad-really, really bad)And the whole world has to answer right now(and the whole world has to answer right now)Just to tell you once again . . .(just to tell you once again . . .)Whos bad?