Johan Santana lost (and lost it) as the Milwaukee Brewers defeated the New York Mets 6-3. Santana made an awful throwing error that concluded an awful bottom half of the 4th inning. With one out, Santana walked the opposing pitcher Mike Burns. Then Corey Hart hit a fly ball that CF Fernando Martinez overran, and slipped making the adjustment to get back to it as it fell behind him for a double. Then Santana walked J.J. Hardy to load the bases. Pitching coach Dan Warthen visited Santana on the mound, then as he was heading back to the dugout had words with home plate umpire Jim Wolf (brother of Randy) and was ejected. Then Ryan Braun hit a double over LF Gary Sheffield's head, clearing the bases. Braun advanced to third on the throw home, which got past catcher Omir Santos. Santana picked it up and fired it over the head of third baseman David Wright into left field and Braun completed his trek around the bases, giving the Brewers a 5-2 lead.Having now lost 5 in a row, the Mets have Moe-mentum. The harder they try, the more things go wrong. So to make what would inevitably be another horrible post game wrap a little more fun, I've decided to take some popular Moe Szyslak (owner/operator of Moe's Tavern as seen in 'The Simpsons') lines and alter them a little bit to be more Mets-relevant. Enjoy!