Great American pundit and everyman Homer Simpson once said, "I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead." Perhaps Homer was a Met fan.The Pittsburgh Pirates completed a 3 game sweep of the New York Mets this afternoon, scoring 4 runs in the 1st inning off of starter Mike Pelfrey on a pair of 2 run singles by Andy LaRoche and Jason Jaramillo on their way to an 11-6 victory. The Mets tried to inch back, scoring 3 runs in the bottom of the 1st, but never tied or lead the game, and eventually the post-Nate McLouth era Pirate offense pulled away.Andrew McCutchen, the prospect recalled from the minor leagues by Pittsburgh to take over centerfield with the trade of Nate McLouth to the Atlanta Braves got things started quickly. He singled to lead off the bottom of the 1st and eventually scored the first of the Pirates 11 runs. He finished the game with 3 runs scored on 2 hits and a walk. Most of Pittsburgh's offense came at the expense of Pelfrey, who allowed 9 runs, 8 earned, in 3 2/3 innings pitched. Pelfrey (4-2) took the loss.Whatever Pelfrey served up, the Pirates enjoyed it. The 9 runs allowed were the most by Pelfrey this season, and the 3 2/3 innings pitched marked his shortest outing of the season. The Pirates final 2 runs were allowed by J.J. Putz in the 7th inning.One bright spot for the Mets was the return to the lineup of Carlos Beltran. A severe stomach virus had kept Beltran off the field since he exited a game early on May 30th. He reported some minor weight loss. Beltran doubled and homered in his return. David Wright and Fernando Martinez also had 2 hits each for the Mets. Also encouraging was the work of reliever Sean Green who threw 2 scoreless innings without allowing a baserunner.The Mets lick their wounds and head to Washington, D.C. for a weekend 3 game series with the Nationals. Ex-National Tim Redding opens the series on the mound for Mets, so team confidence must be high.Box score courtesy yahoo.comNY MetsABRHRBIHRBBKSBLOBSeason AvgA. Cora ss501100000.321L. Castillo 2b411101000.284C. Beltran cf412111100.356G. Sheffield rf500000105.269D. Wright 3b322102010.326D. Murphy 1b401101003.248F. Martinez lf412100002.222O. Santos c401000001.261M. Pelfrey p210000003.059K. Takahashi p000000000.000E. Brown ph100000001.000S. Green p000000000.000J.J. Putz p000000000.000J. Reed ph100000000.322P. Feliciano p000000000.000Totals376106152115Batting2B - C Beltran (16, R Ohlendorf); A Cora (5, R Ohlendorf); F Martinez (3, R Ohlendorf); D Wright (13, J Chavez).HR - C Beltran (7, 4th inning off R Ohlendorf 0 on, 2 Out).RBI - D Murphy (18), A Cora (5), L Castillo (13), C Beltran (32), F Martinez (4), D Wright (31).2-out RBI - A Cora, L Castillo, C Beltran, D Wright.Runners left in scoring position, 2 out - G Sheffield 3, E Brown 1, M Pelfrey 1, D Murphy 1.Team LOB - 9.Base RunningSB - D Wright (13, 2nd base off R Ohlendorf/J Jaramillo).FieldingE - D Murphy (5, ground ball).DP - 1 (M Pelfrey-O Santos-D Murphy).PittsburghABRHRBIHRBBKSBLOBSeason AvgA. McCutchen cf432101010.500N. Morgan lf422100000.280F. Sanchez 2b500000103.321A. LaRoche 1b321102000.245A. LaRoche 3b321200100.298S. Jackson p000000000.000C. Monroe ph100000100.229J. Chavez p000000000.000B. Moss rf411101100.264J. Jaramillo c402400000.282R. Vazquez ss414100010.270R. Ohlendorf p300000206.048T. Gorzelanny p000000000.000S. Burnett p000000000.000E. Hinske 3b100000001.267Totals36111311046210Batting2B - Ad LaRoche (18, M Pelfrey).3B - N Morgan (5, J Putz).S - N Morgan.RBI - An LaRoche 2 (27), J Jaramillo 4 (12), Ad LaRoche (24), B Moss (13), R Vazquez (8), A McCutchen (1), N Morgan (18).2-out RBI - Ad LaRoche, B Moss, J Jaramillo 2, R Vazquez, A McCutchen, N Morgan.Runners left in scoring position, 2 out - F Sanchez 1, R Ohlendorf 1, An LaRoche 1.GIDP - R Ohlendorf.Team LOB - 7.Base RunningSB - R Vazquez (1, 2nd base off J Putz/O Santos), A McCutchen (1, 2nd base off J Putz/O Santos).FieldingE - Ad LaRoche (2, dropped foul ball).NY MetsIPHRERBBKHRWHIPSeason ERAM. Pelfrey (L, 4-2)3.29984301.504.85K. Takahashi0.11000101.232.77S. Green2.00000101.595.96J.J. Putz1.03220001.645.22P. Feliciano1.00000100.852.42PittsburghIPHRERBBKHRWHIPSeason ERAR. Ohlendorf4.19553111.324.85T. Gorzelanny0.20000001.356.75S. Burnett1.00000101.143.04S. Jackson (W, 1-0)2.00001000.670.00J. Chavez1.01111001.263.13WP - J Chavez.IBB - Ad LaRoche (by M Pelfrey).HBP - An LaRoche (by M Pelfrey).Pitches-strikes - M Pelfrey 83-49; K Takahashi 10-6; S Green 16-10; J Putz 23-15; P Feliciano 7-5; R Ohlendorf 84-47; T Gorzelanny 6-5; S Burnett 17-10; S Jackson 29-16; J Chavez 17-8.Ground balls-fly balls - M Pelfrey 7-1; K Takahashi 0-0; S Green 3-2; J Putz 1-2; P Feliciano 1-1; R Ohlendorf 7-5; T Gorzelanny 2-0; S Burnett 1-1; S Jackson 4-2; J Chavez 1-2.Batters faced - M Pelfrey 25; K Takahashi 2; S Green 6; J Putz 6; P Feliciano 3; R Ohlendorf 25; T Gorzelanny 2; S Burnett 3; S Jackson 7; J Chavez 5.Game DetailsUmpires: HP--Tim Mcclelland. 1B--Adrian Johnson. 2B--Scott Barry. 3B--Ted Barrett.Time: 2:49.Attendance: 20,684.Weather: 64 degrees, partly cloudy.Wind: 8 mph, left to right.