Well thank goodness for the off day yesterday. Other than the usual wackjob callers pontificating on WFAN about how the Mets suck - I was kinda relieved that to know I wouldn't have a bout of heartburn because of the Mets that night.So with the night off from the Mets I was listening to some music and it occurred to me - if you could put this season to music it would probably be " Stuck in the Middle With You" by Stealer's Wheel. Then I wondered what song would be most appropriate for our Mets player.Well to quote Lando Calrissian - " here goes nothing" !Jose Reyes - Racing with the Devil On A Spanish Highway : Al DeMeolaIke Davis : New Kid In Town - The Eagles.John Maine : I Don't Need No Doctor - Humble PieLuis Castillo - Them Bones - The Herman Munster versionJohan Santana : The Trooper - Iron MaidenMike Pelfrey : Lick Up - KissJason Bay :Head Games - ForeignerR.A Dickey : Five Knuckle Shuffle - AnvilJerry Manuel : The Joker - Steve Miller BandFrancisco Rodriguez: Momma Said ( Knock You Out !) -L.L Kool JFred & Jeff Wilpon, Omar Minaya - ( toss up) Flirting With Disaster - Molly Hatchet or The theme from the Three Stooges !If you have any better songs please feel free to comment .                                                                                                    " Yadda Yadda yadda !" And with that said... HERE COMES THE INFAMY !!!!!Birthday wishes go out to Mets third string catcher from '78-'80, Butch Benton is 53 (1957) .Mets middle reliever from "04-'06, Bartolome Fortunato is 36 (1974) .New York Mets signed free agent back up catcher,Kelly Stinnett on August 24, 2006.And the best song to describe Mo Vaughn is I'm Fat by Weird Al Yankovic !